Me: Ach! Oberron!
Me: No, the shiny is inside there. I have to break it out.
Me: I'm going as fast as I can! I'm trying not to make a mess.
Me: I've got a big crack in it now!
Oberron: *jiggles* Eeeeeee!!
Me: I'm just trying to clean it off a little.
Me: Here you are, sweety.
Me: I think you like it, huh?
Me: Awww... <3 You're welcome bubby~